The Foreign Service Journal, June 2006

e. Denial of Fair Public Trial Hun customs make trials unnecessary; however, all sentences are just, with miscreants and their fam- ilies and neighbors receiving exactly the punish- ment they deserve. f. Arbitrary Interference with Privacy, Family, Home or Correspondence The sanctity of the home and family is universal- ly respected under Hunnish tradition, except for cases of suspected opposition to the Great Leader. The subject and slave peoples of the Empire enjoy similar freedom from intrusion, except for the obvious necessity of entry into homes for the pur- pose of suppressing miscreants, collecting tri- butes and satisfying the bodily needs of the beloved Huns. Great care is taken to maintain fam- ily unity, and all known relatives are normally executed along with a miscreant. Slaves are not sold separately from their families except where the practice will lead to revenue enhancement. Section 2 Respect for Civil Rights, Including: a. Freedom of Speech and Press The Great Leader, Attila the Hun, has proclaimed freedom of speech to be a fundamental principle of the Empire, and no one made any contrary statement. Freedom of the press is totally unrestricted in the Empire; however, since the example of the Great Leader has demonstrated the desirability of illit- eracy, there was no legal publication of any sort in 451 and no readership for foreign publications. b. Freedom of Peaceful Assembly and Association The people joyfully assemble when convoked by the Great Leader, Attila the Hun. There is no need for other forms of assembly or association. c. Freedom of Religion There are absolutely no restrictions or hindrances on correct religious beliefs and practices in the Hun Empire. The Sky God religion of Attila the Hun is the chosen faith of all people of the Empire. d. Freedom of Movement within the Country, Foreign Travel, Emigration and Repatriation There is complete freedom of all permissible move- ment within the Empire for all Huns. Serfs, slaves and other subject peoples may move as necessary when sold. Because of the idyllic conditions with- in the country, there is no foreign travel (other than rescue missions led by the Great Leader) and, aside from persons returning from such missions, there is no repatriation. Over 800,000 Thracian and Gaulish slaves were welcomed into the Hun Empire for resettlement in connection with rescue missions in 451. Section 3 Respect for Political Rights: The Right of Citizens to Change Their Government The Hunnish system of streamlined government con- sists of the Great Leader, Attila the Hun, who makes all necessary decisions and issues the nec- essary directives. Hindrances such as constitu- tions, laws, legislatures and courts are dispensed with. The rule of Attila the Hun enjoys the unan- imous support of the population of the Hun Empire, with no complaints reported in 451. Complaints in the earlier years of the Great Leader’s rule were invariably dealt with in a timely and efficient fashion, and there have been no credible repeti- tions in recent years. Local administration is carried out by Huns known as “picked men” who are freely chosen by Attila the Hun and are assigned specific tribes of subject people as their responsibility. Section 4 Governmental Attitude Regarding International and Nongovernmental Investigations of Alleged Violations of Human Rights The Empire of the Hun Horde does not require any governmental or private bodies for the investiga- tion or defense of human rights. While investigating commissions from two foreign human rights organizations were permitted to enter the Empire during 451, these commissions, like pre- vious ones, have not emerged to file their reports. In any case, no criticism of human rights practices was necessary. ECONOMIC, SOCIAL AND CULTURAL SITUATION The remarkable political stability achieved under the enlightened leadership of Attila the Hun has enabled the Empire of the Hun Horde to enjoy equal- 58 F O R E I G N S E R V I C E J O U R N A L / J U N E 2 0 0 6